"Oh! You're 'Midgety'!"

Thursday, January 20, 2005

My arm hurts

In the past two months, I've received over 2000 emails,

(and that's not counting OK mail or junk mail or the
five other email addresses I haven't had the time to check).

It's like being hooked on a drug that costs too much
and doesn't make you feel good. Ugh. I'm wondering if
I'm too old to start smoking pot. Emiliano's still here.
Vet said his stitches shouldn't come out until his tail's
healed some more.

"You are nothing but a suit." No mail. When was the
last time I didn't have mail? Preacher wants us to do
some homework on Flora before the meeting Friday. Ugh.
Went to the Pasadena office today by way of Sun Valley.
How's that for being lost? Drove in circles so long I
made myself car sick. I really should just admit that
I am not capable of remembering the location of anything.
Found the vegan marshmellos at the Whole Foods. They
are like little wet cotton balls, only heavier and ten
times more expensive than the regular cow killing ones.
So, the choice is easy. Pay more, buy less, and leave
the world a better place. I hope I'm diabetic. At
least that way this unfathomable weight would be
fathonmable. The spell check on this thing doesn't
work. Double ugh.

"Where are my tic tacks?" That SW who sits in the
corner cubicle at Pas told me I would make a good
lawyer today. Second time in a week I heard that.

"It's a snap to find the one single person in the
world who fills your heart with joy." I got the
laundry done, but I'm going to have to get Tele back
to do the kitchen. Along with admitting that I can
manage to get lost going anywhere, I ought to admit
that I'm not much into the kitchen right now. Next
place has to have a big, or at least, bigger kitchen.
She was too predjudiced, Mr Darcy is too proud.

Brian said Leslie and he and Tom were trying to
figure out who could have left the voice mail.
Obviously someone who wanted to stir things up.
Who could that be? Hmm. Had to be la liz. Ya. Who
else? Never mind that she and I never met and there's
no logical reason for her to know of my existance,
nor for her to have my name or phone number. No.
Probably not la liz.